Dear Molars,
I hate you. I know hate is a strong word, but I really do hate you. I hate how you start coming in and then stop for a while prolonging my baby’s pain. I hate how you choose nighttime to do your most movement causing my baby to be restless and unable to sleep.
Sure, it is cute when my baby pats my mouth instead of his own and then makes the sign for hurt. It reminds me that he doesn’t realize we are two different people yet. And why should he? He doesn’t remember that I cut his cord 15 months ago. He just knows that he sees my face all the time and knows it better than his own.
Sure, it’s great that he’s finally getting the teeth that are for eating all those foods he’s been eating just fine anyway without problems for months now. Maybe now I’ll stop having a heart attack when the big kids give him something I deem a choke hazard (he’s never choked yet).
So hurry up. Grow in his mouth and be done. I hate seeing my poor baby in pain and while I am not exhausted at all this pregnancy, I would like to get normal sleep to keep it that way.
Sincerely,
Fritz’s Mama (who more resembles a Mama Bear when one of her brood is in pain)